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EK hi CARTOON hai hamare paas
GUJARISH hai KHUDA se ke wo aapke jaise shakal aur na banaye............
dua hai hamari.....khuda aapke jaise koi aur na banaye.....kyunki....
EK hi to CARTOON jaise cheej hai hamare paas
kahin wo bhi COMMON na ho jaye....
Sharab DI Dukan
Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hain.
sory gall kadni pai oda rukde nahi
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hain.
sory gall kadni pai oda rukde nahi
Paani wich
Paani wich Whiskey milao ta nasha chad da hai.
Paani wich Rum milao ta nasha chad da hai.
Paani wich Brandy milao to nasha chad da hai.
Saala paani wich hi kuch gadbad hai.
Paani wich Rum milao ta nasha chad da hai.
Paani wich Brandy milao to nasha chad da hai.
Saala paani wich hi kuch gadbad hai.
Fuse Mat Karna
Hume tumse love hain
please refuse na karna
Je zero watt ka hope bulb hain
please ise fuse mat karna
Pyaar
Log Kehte Hai Pyaar Me Neend Nahi Aati,
Are Koi Humse Bhi Pyaar Kar Lo,
Hume Neend Bahut Aati Hai.
IT Engineer ki Shayari... funny one
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar
doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email
Apni Aisi Wife Ho.........
Mere sabhi bachelor doston ki tamanna ekdum right ho......
Aisi apni Wife ho..................
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Des ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Aey kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
..... Aisi apni wife ho
Ladki aur tea me hamesha 6 quality dekho,,
Ladki aur tea me hamesha 6 quality dekho,,
1.Garam ho,
2.Colour sahi ho,
3.Tez ho,
4.Meethi ho,
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye,
6.Raat ko sone na de................
Daddy Internet Laga Dein.. request of a son to his father...
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
Hum aise aashik hain jo
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
cheetah
Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya.......
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
cheetah
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Brahmachari!!!!!!!!!
Wo jab muskuraya
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Brahmachari!!!!!!!!!Main Brahmachari, Tu Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari
Jidhar dekhi nari, Udhar line mari,
Pati to pat gayi nahi to,
Phir se Brahmachari
Dil me hamare baat tab bahut khatki,
jab ek bail ko sadak par T.V. dekhte huye paya,
Mamla sara tab samajh me aaya
jab Miss Palam pur ko dekhkar wo muskuraya.......
Kudi Di Maa
Assi Dhup Samajhi Oh Chhaa Nikli,
Assi Majj Samajhi Oh Gaa Nikli,
Beda Gark Ho Ena Beauty Parloran Daan,
Assi Kudi Samajhi Oh Kudi Di Maa Nikli.
Baari Barasi Khtann Gaya Si,
Baari Barasi Khtann Gaya Si,Khat Ke Layanda Tanga,
Khat Ke Layanda Tanga...
Baari Barasi Khtann Gaya Si,
Khat Ke Layanda Tanga....
Agge Ki???
Agge Ghoda, Hor Ki.
pyaar
Log Kehte Hai Pyaar Me Neend Nahi Aati,
Are Koi Humse Bhi Pyaar Kar Lo,
Hume Neend Bahut Aati Hai.
Ladki
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole"darling,how are you
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you
